Who's fat?

Your butt is wide, well mine is too, Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you, The word is out, better treat me right, 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite

Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout, Just now tell me once again who's fat?

Now that we've all stuffed ourselves like a Thanksgiving Turducken for over a month, it's time to start the new year off right with a resolution to be healthier and in better shape than we were last year. Before you have time to waver on those well-intentioned goals, it's time to get a get a jump start in a healthy and politically correct group setting.

Introducing, FATTY FATOFF 2012, the 10th annual celebration of our unique cure to holiday overeating! The fun starts this Friday. Be there 11am sharp for official weigh-ins on the Official Fat-O-Meter.